Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Blonde Bombshell of Poker

So I am talking to Kai Landry on facebook, commenting on his status. Kai sez New Orleans Saints 33 & Vikings 20. Well considering how close Kai was on the last game I decide to tell him I will bet the farm on his prediction. Kai sez take out a 2nd & 3rd mortgage, sell all my belongings, take a loan out on my soul, and SHOVE! Sounds like great advice. So I ask where can I take a loan out on my soul? A few minutes later a woman named Hannah Elisabeth comments on the post suggesting that I Google "Dr. Faustus". So before I continue with the search for my answer, I take a second to take a look at her profile and first reaction is wow, what a Cougar! This woman is not only gorgeous, but she is a gifted writer, has a tremendous personality, & is a phenomenal poker player.

So lets take a second & talk about her desire to write/blog. If you are interested in a unique perspective that comes with a warning label, then this woman is for you.

WARNING: Enter Blog site at your own risk! Author will not be held responsible for spikes in blood pressure caused by reactions to what you have read. Seek immediate medical attention for any reactions lasting more than four hours. I think I have read something similar to this before, but it was the warning label on a box of Viagra. Anyways.....

Talk about a sense of humor...good times. Her mission is to provide an in-depth look into poker, politics, polemics, & pasta primavera. Her opinion on these subjects may be controversial to the views of others, but that's what makes us individuals. No doubt that after reading a few of her entries you will have an insatiable appetite for more. She has a tremendous personality and is definitely not your average woman. Lets review again shall we...she is hot, plays poker....blond hair....large breasts...great smile...oh did I mention personality?

So lets talk a little about her poker skills. She first started playing about 20 years ago in Southern California. Limit was the game of choice for most of the worlds best players. She started out playing for smaller stakes and gradually moved up in limits. Now that she lives in Las Vegas and in the 21st Century. She has access to brick and mortar rooms as well as the online landscape. She has many tournament and cash credentials to her name; most recently 2008 Main Event feature table at the World Series of Poker. Even though she didn't cash, it is great publicity. On the other hand she did chop the Caesar's Mega-stack for $31K, which is a pretty sweet score. This year she will undoubtedly be the next future ex wife of Norman Chad. That is an honor in itself.

Mark my words on this one. This woman will be the next big name woman in poker. Check out her website at http://hannahqueenofhearts.com/. As my boy Rod Ryan always says "AMF" it stands for adios mother fuckers! Enjoy.

Ross

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